Rep. Steve Stockman of Texas is Today’s Winner in the “American Evil” Reality Competition

I can't figger what's a girl no more.

Washington, DC – Representative Steve Stockman, R.-TX, decided he wanted to become the front runner in the reality show they seem to producing on the Hill these days: American Evil. He accomplished this heady feat by insisting the Violence Against Women Act was a detestable act, because not only did it protect LIBERALS (whom last time we checked were human beings) but it also protected men who dress up in Lucite shoes and feathers and even Chaz Bono*.  He asked, “How - is that a woman?”

Stockman represents the 36th district of Texas near Houston where he enjoys listening to Ted Nugent's rants (but not the rapper Common's) and is very likely breathing in mold spores on a daily basis while campaigning. I base this upon my one visit to Houston (yikes!).  That can cloud a person’s judgment I’ll bet.  Stockman also loves to rile up ministers who are supposed to be promoting peace and forgiveness to get jazzed up about guns. Moral guy. And you wouldn't believe how many holy men will take an armadillo-rhubarb pie as a bribe to endorse Smith & Wesson in the Lone Star State.

The irony is the Violence Against Women Act protects…. are you sitting down?…ALL American humans against violence, domestic and sexual abuse.  That means if Jesus came back and wanted to kick Rep. Steve Stockman in the sphincter with his sandals without having clipped his toenails since the last time he walked the earth due to Stockman's not wanting to preserve human life among the Jesus' flock…well, with the Violence Against Women Act  we'd have to protect ol’ Yosemite Stockman from the Messiah.  Sum bitch!

*Just an example. I'm sure he has NO idea who Chaz is.