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Senator Saxby Chambliss is Now a Comedian

Retiring Senator from the fine state of Georgia Saxby Chambliss decided to try his hand at stand up this week by making this quip:

No, you may not "marry a gay" Sax, but you will hire homophobic aides who try and incite violence.  Poor good ol' boy Sax had to fire an aide in 2010 for blogging, "all gays must die."  Yes, IP addresses are traceable. You know we use computers nowadays, right Senator? Pundits say we still have a long way to go to get the GOP dinosaurs like this one to back gay marriage.  I say maybe not.  Because at the rate they are going offending gays, minorities and in particular, women, that party may go the way of the dodo bird.  But since Saxby is retiring, maybe it's true confessions time??  Why don't you tell us then about the dirty dealings behind the scenes in addition to the ones in front of the camera you used to defeat your opponent - triple amputee Vietnam vet Max Cleland?  Remember the guy you publicly accused of "not defending the Constitution?" Don't let the door hit you on the way out, f*ck weasel.

"Rainbow House" to Face-Off With Westboro Baptist Church

This GREAT...but don't get used to it.  A group of LGBT activists are painting a rainbow colored house across the street from the gay-hatin'-grand-master Fred Phelps and his Westboro Baptist Church.

But I really wish this group of activists had not wasted their money on all of that paint.  It's not that I don't wish them their equal rights that are long overdue, but neighborhoods have ordinances.  Think about it?  Haven't you read stories before about some dude painting his house with polka dots or Hello Kitty faces or something  just to piss off a neighbor with a stick up their ass only to have to paint over it later once a complaint is filed? Neighbors would make you remove the Mona Lisa if you painted it on your house.

More importantly, the Westboro Baptist Church consists of Fred Phelps' family and maybe a burrow of racoons.  Yet the media goes hog wild to make sure they seem like THE driving force in homophobia in this country.  It's important for all of us to tell the media to STFU already.  It's easy enough to look up their email addresses and scold them.  The media does the same thing with Rush Limbaugh and the NRA, both of whom only have ONE percent of the population listening to bile or as gun lovin' members in real life: 3 million Americans.  We need to bombard the media and tell them to stop beating these mental defective hornets' nests. Hold them accountable. The media is hurting Americans.

So, "rainbow house" will be nice while it lasts, but it won't be for long.  Are we going to let that hater Reverend Fred Phelps EASILY take all the credit for getting rid of it?  I hope NOT!!

Here is a link to some of Westboro's hateful shenanigans from the last 18 months or so from my other website.  Keep in mind these are satire pieces.  But it's past time to wipe the Phelps family off of the national stage.

Thanking you ahead of time for your help in the media beat-down!!

Best,

"Baltimore Laurie"